My Co-workers' Moments

Working nights in the International Team can be fun.
No one's around.
We're about 6 or 7 people in a call center that usually has at least 50 agents at a time.
So we do what we want.
Homework, socialize, you name it.
Even music.


Moment 1:

So this one agent's playing Single Ladies.
A supervisor comes out because he hears the music.
Awkward silence.
The supervisor is staring at the agent.

Agent 1: O, is it too loud? People seem to be enjoying it. I'm just saying.

The other agents laugh quietly.


Moment 2:

Agent 2 (on the phone): --Mute-- I'm having a hard time not laughing at this guy's name. --Unmute-- Brother Bobo?


Moment 3:

Agent 2 (to me): Nadia, wanna hear a story? So there's this girl that wrote me all the time while I was in Brazil and when I came back she wanted to date me and I was like "No, it's not gonna happen." So she got mad and made out with a random guy and she got mono.


Moment 4:

Agent 2: What's your name?
Agent 3: Brendan. What's yours?
Agent 2: Rob.
Me: You don't wanna know that.
Agent 3: I don't?
Me: Rob's an awful person.
Agent 2: Brendan, all we do here at the GSD is make fun of Nadia, because in the World Cup every team she picks, loses.


Moment 5:

Agent 4: Nadia, are you from Portugal?
Me: No.
Agent 4: Then why are you rooting for Portugal?
Agent 2: Because they're gonna lose.


Moment 6:

Agent 4: Nadia, you know Santana wrote a song about you?
Me: Really?
Agent 4: Yea, it says "no tengo nadia"