My Bridesmaids and Me

First things first.
Yes, it does say "bridesmaids"
And yes, Jane and Bri will be my bridesmaids.
But, no, I'm not getting married.
You can breathe now.

But I promised these two that they will be my bridesmaids when that happens.
And I just thought I would see how much fun we'll be having together.
We have a lot of fun already.
So this post is for two of my best friends.
I love you! Thanks for everything!

My New Pets, Conference and the Quote Board

Jane's grandma sent me a little present.

Jane thought I wouldn't like it.

But I love it!

Meet our new pets:

Ravens!

Aren't they legit?!

Severus and Sirius.

Jane and I named them, we're that cool.

Some pretty pictures:

This is a really cute Nadia ready to go to Conference.

These are cute Nadia and Bri having fun with the camera.

Shoe Shot for sure!

Conference Center! Yay!

Oh, please check these out.

Jane and I are the funniest roommates EVER.

We're so random, we were just meant to share a room.

Please LOL with us.

Jane: "My grandma gave me this. But I'm always worried about the stuff that she gives me..."

Nadia: "I liked the talk on addiction. I might be addicted to Facebook."
Jane: "I think sometimes I'm addicted to sugar."

Nadia: "Christine and Bri are better with boys but our room has more funny quotes."
Jane: "'Cause we're weird! That's why boys don't like us!"

Jane: "Nadia, why are we weird?"
Nadia: "I don't know..."
Jane: "No! We need to repent!"

Nadia: "You talk in your sleep!"
Jane: "You do too! I bet we have like a party while we sleep and we're like 'Hey! Pass the salsa!'"

Jane: "I'm telepathetic!"

Jane: "Booty Call!"

Jane: "OMG! I smell sooo good!"

Nadia: Ward Choir is social suicide!"

Bri: "I look like a burrito."

Nadia: "I wanna look like a burrito. No. An enchilada. No. A taco!!"

Nadia: "My song is so sad someone has to sing it!"

Bri: "What happened to the chicken?"

Nadia: "It's not broken."

Jane: "Nadia, there's a hole in your pants."

Nadia: "Isn't it cute, though?"

Nadia: "I like my hole."

Jane: "Do you realize what that just sounded like?"

Nadia: "After I said it."

Nadia: "My roommate is naked! Just kidding..."

Jane: "My roommate is a nut!"

Nadia: "You are too! Don't give me that crap!"

Nadia: "I like you without a bra."

Nadia: "I wanna make out with a boy in a dream."
Jane: "I wanna make out with a boy in real life."

My Co-workers' Moments

Working nights in the International Team can be fun.
No one's around.
We're about 6 or 7 people in a call center that usually has at least 50 agents at a time.
So we do what we want.
Homework, socialize, you name it.
Even music.


Moment 1:

So this one agent's playing Single Ladies.
A supervisor comes out because he hears the music.
Awkward silence.
The supervisor is staring at the agent.

Agent 1: O, is it too loud? People seem to be enjoying it. I'm just saying.

The other agents laugh quietly.


Moment 2:

Agent 2 (on the phone): --Mute-- I'm having a hard time not laughing at this guy's name. --Unmute-- Brother Bobo?


Moment 3:

Agent 2 (to me): Nadia, wanna hear a story? So there's this girl that wrote me all the time while I was in Brazil and when I came back she wanted to date me and I was like "No, it's not gonna happen." So she got mad and made out with a random guy and she got mono.


Moment 4:

Agent 2: What's your name?
Agent 3: Brendan. What's yours?
Agent 2: Rob.
Me: You don't wanna know that.
Agent 3: I don't?
Me: Rob's an awful person.
Agent 2: Brendan, all we do here at the GSD is make fun of Nadia, because in the World Cup every team she picks, loses.


Moment 5:

Agent 4: Nadia, are you from Portugal?
Me: No.
Agent 4: Then why are you rooting for Portugal?
Agent 2: Because they're gonna lose.


Moment 6:

Agent 4: Nadia, you know Santana wrote a song about you?
Me: Really?
Agent 4: Yea, it says "no tengo nadia"

My White Brother

Have I mentioned I have a white brother? I do. He's the best.

11:33 AMNadia Reategui

i wanna leave this team more than anything in the world

11:33 AMSpencer Brady

just don't get snooty or anything

11:33 AMNadia Reategui

why would i get snooty?
i'm not *name has been deleted for security purposes*

11:34 AMSpencer Brady

yeah he's gone down hill

he used to be cool

11:34 AMNadia Reategui

i know

11:37 AMSpencer Brady

if you get corrupted by AM I'm disowning you

just to warn you

11:37 AMNadia Reategui

disowning me from what?

11:37 AMSpencer Brady

you won't be my sister anymore

11:37 AMNadia Reategui

o no!!!!

spencer you can't do that!!!

11:38 AMSpencer Brady

I'm just saying. You can't get corrupted

I feel so loved. If there is something I love about being in Provo is the wonderful friends I've made that make me feel like family. I think it's so funny I used to have ill feelings towards Spencer because he made supervisor and I didn't. But then I put those feelings aside and we became brother and sister. I always tell him my stories, our relationship is very one-sided but that's because he's married and you can't expect it to be even.

O, Spencer. I'm still naming one of my kids after you.

My Married Best Friend

And this is why we get along.

1:32 PMNadia Reategui

i guess an ugly part of me wants a super hot husband

but why does that matter really

im being ridiculous

1:39 PMSpencer Brady

wait? you think "name has been deleted for security purposes" is super hot?

1:40 PMNadia Reategui

er... yea...

my idea of super hot is different than everyone else's...

or something...

1:41 PMSpencer Brady

apparently

I laughed for like 10 mins straight.

My Gay Lover's back!

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
"No. She's dead. This is her son."

My Winter Olympics

Kyle likes watching the Olympics, which is why I end up watching them when he's here. I just love being with my favorite couple ever. (If you don't know who they are, please click here... after hitting yourself on the head for not knowing me well enough)

So Kyle wanted to watch the short track speed skating thing. Britt was in the kitchen making brownies I think. I was on the love seat and Kyle was on the big couch and I asked who this guy was.


Then Britt came and sat next to Kyle. The little conversation went like this.

Britt: Who are you talking about?
Kyle: Apolo Ohno.
Me: He looks gay.
Britt: You like gay guys.

Touche.

My Curious Recurrent Pattern - Part 2

I showed Spence who my last crush was.
He saw the picture and said: "you like em scrawny and with tight pants don't you"

Er... maybe...