Maid Service

"Bring me pie," he gestured and because she was so eager for him to talk to her, she hurried up to bring it and finally be close to him.

"What are you doing?" her friend said, trying to figure out why she was desperately looking for whipped cream.

She stood in the middle of the room and thought of what she was doing.

"My boyfriend just asked me to bring him pie," she finally concluded.

"boyfriend? What is he doing?" her friend asked looking at her with the plate of pumpkin pie in her hands and ready to deliver it.

"Playing cards with his friends," she said, lovestruck look on her face. "See?" She pointed at him. He was having the time of his life, he just needed one thing and it was up to her to make him completely happy. "But he wants pie."

And she marched away from her friend, missing only her french maid uniform. The attitude was already there.